Most advanced nincompoop
Gender: Quadrasexual - will do anything for a quarter
Location: Thillythstopp
Registered: Jul 2003
Status: on the lam
Posts: 10's of thousands
Posted Saturday, December 23, 2006 @ 09:11 AM between the holidays we will mail a follow-up form for apatients who underwent an adhesiolysis procedure at ENdoGyn in the last 5 years.
It is important that you will answer all the questions and send it back.
Thank you for cooperation.
--------------------Daniel Kruschinski, MD
Attention Shoppers!
It is urgent that everyone who has been to Germany to begin posting
answers to the following questions and let's do a comparison:
1. Are you a human?
2. Are you bogus?
3. Your name:____________
4. Your Surgeon:_____________
5. Your realm of existence:
6. Pain level before surgery (scale 0 -10):
7. Pain level after surgery (scale (0-10):
8. Do you exhale carbon dioxide?
I9. If so why?
20. Does Al Gore have the true scoop about carbon dioxide, or is it just a "An Inconvenient Fib"?
21. How much pain meds were you on prior to surgery:
22. Can I have some?
23. What were your pain medications prior to surgery:
24. How much pain med were you on after your surgery:
25. What were the pain medications after your surgery:
26. Did you do the Russian Restaurant Chicken Dance while you were in Germany?
27. Your "Debauchery Level" prior to surgery (scale 0-10):
28. Your "Debauchery Level" after surgery (scale 0-10):
29. What is your ability and experience regarding lying to prospective patients about your experiences with Dr. Kruschinski?
30. How many adhesion surgeries have you had in the US?
31. How many adhesion surgeries have you had in Germany?
32. Do you have any money left?
33. Would you like some vodka?
34. If so, why?
35. Have you had more than one surgery (excl. second look) with Dr.Kruschinski?
36. Who loves ya baby?
37. If so, why?
38. Are you easily taken advantage of?
39. Have you had any surgeries CONNECTED to adhesions after adhesion surgery with Dr. Zhivago, in Germany or the US?
40. If so, please state reason (give doctors' name if you like)
41. Have you had any surgeries CONNECTED to adhesions after
adhesion surgery with Dr. Kruschinski, in Germany or Thillythstopp ?
If so, please state reason (give doctors' name if you like)
42. Will you say what others tell you to say?
43. Um, can I sleep on your couch?
44. Would you help gather data for this important study?
Thank you to all for responding to this survey ASAP. Results will be published in the peer-reviewed "Jugs" magazine.
Thanks a lot,
Caron
PS: This is a scientific study. I took a research course in India and now I am an informed discipline. The research course was so exciting. There were 4000 of us taking the course, with only one teacher. We all wore translation earphones, just like at the U.N. The teacher was up on a five-tiered stage, something like the Pyramids, but with a flat top.
And by the way, the teacher has resumed his prior "flat-top" hair style. He finally got rid of that brown "rug" hair sytle.
I think he looks much more handsome with the flat-top, which is now blond. Back to his natural color. Typhune travelled with him for daily touch-ups.
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